can you guys just make me famous so i don’t have to do well in school anymore
WE SHADOWHUNTERS SHOULD NEVER WHINE, THEY SPOIL US ROTTEN, LIKE SERIOUSLY? EVERY DAY THERE’S A POSTER, A STILL, A DRAWING FROM CASSANDRA JEAN, A SNIPPET, A NEW SERIES, HOTNESS OVERLOAD, HOW IS THIS EVEN, HOW CAN IT BE.
SHADOWHUNTERS MOST SPOILED FANDOM OF THE HISTORY OF GALAXIES.
SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN
(via pinocchiosvices)
*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*
(Source: madfawn, via last-hope-dandelion)
reasons i tend to not talk
- people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
- i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
- people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
- i hate my voice
- i have something really mean to say
- i hate you
- i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
(Source: wankbankofamerica, via flowersforrue)
things we need on tumblr
- a notification when someone responds to an ask
- no post limit
- a ‘sent’ folder
- urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted
things we dont need on tumblr
- every update tumblr has ever made ever
(via addicted-to-hutch)
